America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin For one dollar and use it up in two weeks.

The only thing I know of whose shortened form — www — takes three times longer to say than what it's short for.

Douglas Adams

If being an egomaniac means I believe in what I do and in my art or music, then in that respect you can call me that... I believe in what I do, and I'll say it.

John Lennon

I didn't go out of my way to get into this movie stuff. I think of myself as a writer.

Sam Shepard

I am convinced the most unfortunate people are those who would make an art of love. It sours other effort. Of all artists, they are certainly the most wretched.

Norman Mailer

History is a pack of lies about events that never happened told by people who weren't there.

George Santayana

Democracy is, by the nature of it, a self-canceling business; and it gives in the long run a net result of zero.

Thomas Carlyle

Patience is a remedy for every sorrow.

Publilius Syrus

But lay up for yourselves treasures in heaven, where neither moth nor rust doth corrupt, and where thieves do not break through nor steal. Matthew 6:20

Bible

It's time to fundamentally change the way that we do business in Washington. To help build a new foundation for the 21st century, we need to reform our government so that it is more efficient, more transparent, and more creative. That will demand new thinking and a new sense of responsibility for every dollar that is spent.

Barack Obama

Yet what you need is not marches, demonstrations, rallies or wide associations, all of them are important. What you need is direct action. The sooner people understand that, the sooner we'll begin to change things.

Arthur Scargill

It is remarkable how many misconceptions there are here about life in the developing world and I think that that knowledge gap has done a lot to contribute to the imbalance quite frankly.

Emma Thompson

Most people who ask for advice from others have already resolved to act as it pleases them.

Kahlil Gibran