American Beer is a lot like making love on a canoe - it's fucking close to water.

I see trees of green........ red roses tooI see em bloom..... for me and for youAnd I think to myself.... what a wonderful world.I see skies of blue..... clouds of whiteBright blessed days....dark sacred nightsAnd I think to myself .....what a wonderful world.The colors of a rainbow.....so pretty ..in the skyAre also on the faces.....of people ..going byI see friends shaking hands.....sayin.. how do you doTheyre really sayin......I love you.

Louis Armstrong

In case of doubt we should always lean on the side of mercy.

Source Unknown

I counseled many returning missionaries. I interviewed 1,700 missionaries all over the world. My advice to them is that you should study and prepare for your life's work in a field that you enjoy.

Thomas S. Monson

Even scientific knowledge, if there is anything to it, is not a random observation of random objects for the critical objectivity of significant knowledge is attained as a practice only philosophically in inner action.

Karl Jaspers

There are so many ways to heal. Arrogance may have a place in technology, but not in healing. I need to get out of my own way if I am to heal.

Anne Wilson Schaef

When I use my strength in the service of my vision it makes no difference whether or not I am afraid.

Audre Lorde

The truth of the matter is that there's nothing you can't accomplish if: (1) You clearly decide what it is that you're absolutely committed to achieving, (2) You're willing to take massive action, (3) You notice what's working or not, and (4) You continue to change your approach until you achieve what you want, using whatever life gives you along the way.

Anthony Robbins

I understand it's my role to realize people's dreams.

Ayumi Hamasaki

faith is the art of holding on to things in spite of your changing moods and circumstances.

C.S. Lewis

God not only plays dice, but also sometimes throws them where they cannot be seen.

Stephen Hawking

That woman doesn't have the sense God gave a retarded flea.

Nora Roberts

I'm 31 now. I think I'm beginning to understand what life is, what romance is, and what a relationship means.

Adam Sandler