Americans will listen, but they do not care to read. War and Peace must wait for the leisure of retirement, which never really comes: meanwhile it helps to furnish the living room.

Some old men, continually praise the time of their youth. In fact, you would almost think that there were no fools in their days, but unluckily they themselves are left as an example.

Alexander Pope

He could not see a belt without hitting below it.

Margot Asquith

Aristocracy has three successive ages. First superiority s, then privileges and finally vanities. Having passed from the first, it degenerates in the second and dies in the third.

Vicomte De Chateaubriand

Not everything that counts can be counted, and not everything that can be counted counts. (Sign hanging in Einstein's office at Princeton)

Albert Einstein

I'm not involved in the politics of religion, but I love what the message is.

Jane Seymour

Bjorn was a different breed, I threw my best material at him, but he would never smile, but that added to the charm when he played me and Mac. We were going nuts and losing our mind and he was sitting back like he was on a Sunday stroll.

Jimmy Connors

A little integrity is better than any career

Ralph Waldo Emerson

When I was younger - it might be a romantic idea - I always thought I might go crazy.

Diane Kruger

Few things are harder to put up with than a good example.

Mark Twain

To have a great idea, have a lot of them.

Thomas A. Edison

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board.

Mark Twain

For it pleased God, after he had made all things by the word of his power, to create man after his own image.

George Whitefield