America's present need is not heroics but healing; not nostrums but normalcy; not revolution but restoration.

My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away.

Jenny McCarthy

Whenever you take a step forward, you are bound to disturb something. You disturb the air as you go forward, you disturb the dust, the ground. You trample upon things. When a whole society moves forward, this trampling is on a much bigger scale;

Mahatma Gandhi

Writing a book is a horrible, exhausting struggle, like a long bout with some painful illness. One would never undertake such a thing if one were not driven on by some demon whom one can neither resist nor understand.

George Orwell

I'd like to be rich. I'd like a lot of money to put into my physicals and to buy food for all my friends.

Syd Barrett

My experience is that as soon as people are old enough to know better, they don't know anything at all.

Oscar Wilde

Elia Kazan understood my problems. He was able to bring out the very best in me. He gave me credit for my intelligence.

Ethel Waters

The poetic notion of infinity is far greater than that which is sponsored by any creed.

Joseph Brodsky

If life doesn't offer a game worth playing, then invent a new one.

Anthony J. D'Angelo

But alas, the world is not a wish-granting factory.

John Green

Love changes things; hope allows us to endure until the change arrives.

Iimani David

The superiority of chocolate (hot chocolate), both for health and nourishment, will soon give it the same preference over tea and coffee in America which it has in Spain. . .

Thomas Jefferson

Why her cooking is so bad that the flies pitched in to fix the screen door. I leave dental floss in the kitchen and watch the roaches hang themselves.

Rodney Dangerfield