Animals have these advantages over man: They have no theologians to instruct them, their funerals cost them nothing, and no one starts lawsuits over their wills.

Now is the winter of our discontent Made glorious summer by this sun of York, And all the clouds that loured upon our house In the deep bosom of the ocean buried. Now are our brows bound with victorious wreaths, Our bruised arms hung up for monuments, Our stern alarums changed to merry meetings, Our dreadful marches to delightful measures. Grim-visaged war hath smoothed his wrinkled front And now, instead of mounting barbed steeds To fright the souls of fearful adversaries, He capers nimbly in a lady's chamber To the lascivious pleasing of a lute. But I, that am not shaped for sportive tricks, Nor made to court an amorous looking-glass I, that am rudely stamped, and want love's majesty To strut before a wanton ambling nymph I, that am curtailed of this fair proportion, Cheated of feature by dissembling nature, Deformed, unfinished, sent before my time Into this breathing world, scarce half made up, And that so lamely and unfashionable That dogs bark at me as I halt by them, Why, I, in this weak piping time of peace, Have no delight to pass away the time, Unless to spy my shadow in the sun.

William Shakespeare

They flaunt their conjugal felicity in one's face, as if it were the most fascinating of sins.

Oscar Wilde

Number one on my list of things to do before I die is become immortal. Obviously there is no number two on my list.?

Jarod Kintz

I've always shied away from conventional wisdom, though I know the power of it.

Peter Jennings

Money makes your life easier. If you're lucky to have it, you're lucky.

Al Pacino

When you ain't got no money, you gotta get an attitude.

Richard Pryor

Autobiography is now as common as adultery and hardly less reprehensible.

John Grigg

We won't even attempt to achieve what we do not believe at a deep level we can have or deserve.

Ruth Ross

Never to lie is to have no lock on your door, you are never wholly alone.

Elizabeth Bowen

I've always traveled, as a kid my parents moved me around, a different place in Germany every four years. But I got the travel bug when I was a kid, living in different countries.

Dominic Monaghan

The truth knocks on the door and you say, go away, I'm looking for the truth, and it goes away. Puzzling.

Robert M. Pirsig

When you're happy you find pure joy in your life. There are no regrets in this state of happiness - and that's a goal worth striving for in all areas of your life.

Suze Orman