Animals, in their generation, are wiser than the sons of men; but their wisdom is confined to a few particulars, and lies in a very narrow compass.

I am in earnest -- I will not equivocate -- I will not excuse --I will not retreat a single inch --and I will be heard!

William Lloyd Garrison

Genius is the ability to renew one's emotions in daily experience.

Paul Cezanne

Some people are better imagined in one's bed than found there in the morning.

P. J. O'Rourke

Pure Spirit, one hundred degrees proof -- that's a drink that only the most hardened contemplation-guzzlers indulge in. Bodhisattvas dilute their Nirvana with equal parts of love and work.

Aldous Huxley

I was always such a people-watcher. I would sit on street corners alone and watch people and make up stories about them in my head. Then, all of a sudden, I was the one being watched.

Alanis Morissette

I had a problem. I tried group sex. Now I have a new problem...I don't know who to thank!

Rodney Dangerfield

I don't like staying in hotels. I like to be in my own bed. San Diego as a city is really awesome. The only hard part of it for me is that I'm away from my family and my house. But as far as shooting down there, we get amazing locations, and the crew is really, really stellar down there. They are really fun.

Kristen Bell

He who establishes his argument by noise and command shows that his reason is weak.

Michel de Montaigne

No one is in control of your happiness but you; therefore, you have the power to change anything about yourself or your life that you want to change.

Barbara de Angelis

Unhappy, let alone angry, religious people provide more persuasive arguments for atheism and secularism than do all the arguments of atheists.

Dennis Prager

Everything must be made as simple as possible. But not simpler.

Albert Einstein

I intend to fight and I want to win. But my priorities are basically to be a good Brother and a strong one, and to try to be a good father one day.

Mike Tyson