Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power.

They advertise on the radio for food stamps!

Bill O'Reilly

They say the cows laid out Boston. Well, there are worse surveyors.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

Busted is not the ideal band I'd like to be in by any stretch of the imagination.

Charlie Simpson

Lord Jesus, I am weary in Thy work, but not of it. If I have not yet finished my course, let me go and speak for Thee once more in the field, seal Thy truth, and come home to die.

George Whitefield

HOW CAN I TELL YOU I LOVE YOU AFTER HEARING CARS LOVE SHELL?

Jerry Rubin

You cannot love a thing without wanting to fight for it.

G. K. Chesterton

Well, I think first it was rare for me to do anything that had any kind of a romantic note to it.

Tim Roth

There are times when one would like to hang the whole human race, and finish the farce.

Mark Twain

Authenticity is everything! You have to wake up every day and look in the mirror, and you want to be proud of the person who's looking back at you. And you can only do that if you're being honest with yourself and being a person of high character. You have an opportunity every single day to write that story of your life.

Aaron Rodgers

It is not possible to eat me without insisting that I sing praises of my devourer?

Fyodor Dostoyevsky

Few if any teenagers can relate to getting up for school and finding famous comics like Pryor and Williams hanging out in your living room after a hard night of partying. But that's Hollywood.

Pauly Shore

Men act and women appear. Men look at women. Women watch themselves being looked at.

John Berger