Anyway -- because we are readers, we don't have to wait for some communications executive to decide what we should think about next -- and how we should think about it. We can fill our heads with anything from aardvarks to zucchinis -- at any time of night or day.

The Leader of the Opposition's constitutional obligation - the obligation to Parliament - it's the reason we did the merger! - is to make sure Canadians have an alternative for government.

Stephen Harper

?You can be in control of your life...if you really want to be! Change your thoughts...keep them clean

Timothy Pina

I am a contradictory mess but I see it as my prerogative to change my mood like the weather.

Shirley Manson

I imagine a line, a white line, painted on the sand and on the ocean, from me to you.

Jonathan Safran Foer

When an evil masochist dies, does he go to hell, or would heaven be a better punishment?

Steven Wright

The Irish Republican Army has kept every commitment made by its leadership.

Gerry Adams

A successful book is not made of what is in it, but what is left out of it.

Mark Twain

We have been given the trust and goodwill of New Zealanders. I do not take that trust for granted, and I never will.

John Key

The cost of a things is the amount of what I call life which is required to be exchanged for it, immediately or in the long run.

Henry David Thoreau

A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people's patience.

John Updike, Confessions of a Wi

I broke my arm trying to fold a bed. It wasn't the kind that folds.

Steven Wright

I'm an assistant storyteller. It's like being a waiter or a gas-station attendant, but I'm waiting on six million people a week, if I'm lucky. On being an actor

Harrison Ford