Quote by Jarod Kintz

I applied for your love like a recent MBA grad might apply at Walmart today. I grew a beard on my chest and laughed through my ass just to get your attention.

I applied for your love like a recent MBA grad might apply a

Summary

This quote humorously shows the extent to which the speaker was willing to go in their pursuit of love. By comparing their efforts to an MBA graduate applying for a low-level job at Walmart, it emphasizes the desperation and unorthodox strategies they employed. The mention of growing a "beard on my chest" and "laughing through my ass" adds to the playful tone and reinforces the idea of doing whatever it takes to grab the attention of the person they desire.

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Funny Love Economic Depression Mba

By Jarod Kintz

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