Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

I once asked a policeman how far it was to the subway. he said, I don't know, no one has ever made it.

I once asked a policeman how far it was to the subway. he sa

Summary

This quote humorously implies that the subway is so distant or inaccessible that nobody has ever reached it. It highlights the cop's lack of knowledge or indifference towards the unknown. The quote may also metaphorically suggest that there are challenges or hurdles in life that seem insurmountable, further emphasizing the idea of the subway being an unattainable goal. Ultimately, the quote pokes fun at the idea of a seemingly simple question having an unexpected or impossible answer.

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By Rodney Dangerfield

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