I asked my wife if she would put out the garbage. she said why should I you never put out for me.

We all know that Prime Ministers are wedded to the truth, but like other wedded couples they sometimes live apart.

Hector Hugh Munro

You want to break the curse, I want to break the curse. We don't need to be nice. We need to be effective. Just help me figure it out, and I'll make you a rich woman.

Kate Avery Ellison

If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.

Henny Youngman

I don't think it should be a surprise when we're talking about energy and trying to have more home-grown energy, be less reliant on foreign oil when you look at our health care that we're trying to get more affordable health care, that these are going to create major debates in this country and be somewhat polarizing.

Amy Klobuchar

Our past may shape us, but it doesn't define who we become.

Ellen Hopkins

A sense of humor is great - it goes a long, long way in a marriage.

Chris Rock

I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.

George Best

In properly organized groups no faith is required what is required is simply a little trust and even that only for a little while, for the sooner a man begins to verify all he hears the better it is for him.

G. I. Gurdjieff

An absolute can only be given in an intuition, while all the rest has to do with analysis. We call intuition here the sympathy by which one is transported into the interior of an object in order to coincide with what there is unique andconsequently inexpressible in it. Analysis, on the contrary, is the operation which reduces the object to elements already known.

Henri Bergson

Loving God with all our mind means that

John Piper

Virtue has its own reward, but no sales at the box office.

Mae West

Thus, the standard library will serve as both a tool and as a teacher.

Bjarne Stroustrup