Having a baby changes the way you view your in-laws. I love it when they come to visit now. They can hold the baby and I can go out.

O suns and skies and clouds of June, and flowers of June together. Ye cannot rival for one hour October's bright blue weather.

Helen Hunt Jackson

Technology has allowed us to have more drought-resistant crops. The spotty nature of drought, the spotty nature of rains can sometimes result in better yields than anticipated.

Tom Vilsack

There is no road or ready way to virtue.

Sir Thomas Browne, Religio Medic

Evolution is a theory with more holes than a Dutch dam of swiss cheese.

Eoin Colfer

I never dared to be radical when young for fear it would make me conservative when old.

Robert Frost

The future? Like unwritten books and unborn children, you don't talk about it.

Dietrich FischerDieskau

Perpetual devotion to what a man calls his business, is only to be sustained by perpetual neglect of many other things.

Robert Louis Stevenson

I'm not supposed to be able to speak clearly, and decipher what's going on in the media. I'm supposed to be the typical amateur who's 22 and scared to death and can't believe he won the Olympics.

Carl Lewis

I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem abouteverything.

Steven Wright

In libertinage, nothing is frightful, because everything libertinage suggests is also a natural inspiration; the most extraordinary, the most bizarre acts, those which most arrantly seem to conflict with every law, every human institution... even those that are not frightful, and there is not one amongst them all that cannot be demonstrated within the boundaries of nature.

Marquis de Sade

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce.

Mark Twain

Imagine believing in the control of inflation by curbing the money supply! That is like deciding to stop your dog fouling the sidewalk by plugging up its rear end. It is highly unlikely to succeed, but if it does it kills the hound.

Michael D. Stephens