Quote by Ambrose Bierce

Barometer, n. An ingenious instrument which indicates what kind of weather we are having.

Barometer, n. An ingenious instrument which indicates what k

Summary

This quote humorously defines a barometer as an instrument that cleverly tells us the type of weather conditions we are experiencing. It suggests that a barometer serves as a reliable tool to gauge the atmospheric pressure changes, and in turn, predicts the weather forecast. The quote highlights the ingenuity and usefulness of a barometer in providing indications and insights into the unpredictable nature of weather patterns.

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Weather

By Ambrose Bierce

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