Quote by James Patrick Murray

Baseball is a game where a curve is an optical illusion, a screwball can be a pitch or a person, stealing is legal and you can spit anywhere you like except in the umpire's eye or on the ball.

Baseball is a game where a curve is an optical illusion, a s

Summary

This quote humorously captures the peculiarities and unique aspects of the game of baseball. It suggests that baseball involves elements that may appear confusing or deceptive, like a curveball or screwball pitch. It emphasizes the unconventional rule that stealing bases is allowed, while also highlighting the social boundaries of spitting etiquette within the game. This quote characterizes baseball as a sport with its own set of rules and quirks, encapsulating the charm and idiosyncrasies associated with America's beloved pastime.

By James Patrick Murray

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