Quote by Jarod Kintz

The beautiful part about killing someone with an icicle is the murder weapon melts and then evaporates. And your assassination can be fruit flavored!?

The beautiful part about killing someone with an icicle is t

Summary

This quote seems to take a somewhat morbid and darkly humorous perspective on the concept of using an icicle as a murder weapon. It highlights the peculiar aspects of this choice, suggesting that one striking aspect is that the weapon itself disintegrates, leaving no physical trace behind. The mention of the assassination being "fruit flavored" adds an exaggerated and possibly sarcastic element, possibly alluding to the surreal and ironic nature of the thought being expressed.

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Food Death Beauty Murder Beautiful Fruit Assassination Killing Weapon Yummy

By Jarod Kintz

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