Behold the rain which descends from heaven upon our vineyards, and which incorporates itself with the grapes to be changed into wine; a constant proof that God loves us, and loves to see us happy.

I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night.

Marie Corelli

I think I'm an actor because I have very strong imagination and empathy. I never studied acting, but those two qualities are exactly the qualities that make for an activist.

Susan Sarandon

Life is filigree work. What is written clearly is not worth much, it's the transparency that counts.

LouisFerdinand Celine

A lie told often enough becomes the truth.

Vladimir Lenin

Six hours for a man, seven for a woman, and eight for a fool.

English Proverb

They're so cold, these scholars!May lightning strike their foodso that their mouths learn howto eat fire!

Friedrich Nietzsche

Do anything rather than give yourself to reverie.

William Ellery Channing

Women serve but to keep a man from better company.

William Wycherley

Life is an onion and one cries while peeling it.

Proverb

Your darkest enemy is the one who bows you down to the floor like a servant and wastes half your life in meaningless rituals. This was done to you by men and women whose only desire was to enslave you; they have succeeded so well that you are proud of your slavery.

Orson Scott Card

The other night a mugger took off his mask and made me wear it.

Rodney Dangerfield

The trouble with Nixon is that he's a serious politics junkie. He's totally hooked and like any other junkie, he's a bummer to have around, especially as President.

Hunter S. Thompson