Quote by Mark Twain

I believe that our Heavenly Father invented man because he was disappointed in the monkey.

I believe that our Heavenly Father invented man because he w

Summary

This quote expresses a perspective that attributes the creation of humans to divine disappointment in monkeys. It implies that God created humans as a superior replacement for monkeys due to dissatisfaction with their characteristics or capabilities. This statement could be interpreted as a lighthearted or humorous way of expressing the belief in human uniqueness or exceptionalism. However, it should be noted that this perspective reflects a particular worldview and does not necessarily align with scientific explanations of human evolution.

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By Mark Twain

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