Quote by Katharine Walker

I believe in the total depravity of inanimate things... the elusiveness of soap, the knottiness of strings, the transitory nature of buttons, the inclination of suspenders to twist and of hooks to forsake their lawful eyes, and cleave only unto the hairs of their hapless owner's head.

I believe in the total depravity of inanimate things... the

Summary

This quote humorously expresses the frustration and troubles we often experience with everyday objects. It suggests that inanimate things, such as soap, strings, buttons, suspenders, and hooks, have a tendency to cause inconvenience and mishaps. The phrase "total depravity" exaggerates this idea, emphasizing the annoyance and unreliability of these objects in our lives. With a touch of wit, the quote playfully captures the struggles we face with the unpredictability and imperfections of even the simplest items.

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Things Little Things

By Katharine Walker

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