Quote by Marcus Dolengo

The best way to accelerate a Macintosh is at 9.8m/sec/sec.

The best way to accelerate a Macintosh is at 9.8m/sec/sec.

Summary

This quote is a lighthearted play on words, using scientific terminology to humorously suggest that the best way to "accelerate" a Macintosh computer (which refers to making it faster or more efficient) is to subject it to a force equal to the acceleration due to gravity, which is approximately 9.8 meters per second squared. The quote implies that the best way to improve the performance of a Macintosh is to give it a little "push" or upgrade its hardware capabilities, rather than relying on software optimization or other conventional methods.

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Computers

By Marcus Dolengo

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