Quote by Phyllis Diller

Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out.

Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out.

Summary

This humorous quote suggests that the simplest way to eliminate unpleasant smells in the kitchen is by avoiding cooking at home altogether and dining out instead. It implies that cooking can result in lingering odors that may be bothersome. Although meant to be light-hearted, the quote makes a humorous observation about the potential challenges of dealing with kitchen odors, suggesting that avoiding cooking altogether might be the easiest solution.

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