To me, the black black woman is our essential mother, the blacker she is the more us she is and to see the hatred that is turned on her is enough to make me despair, almost entirely, of our future as a people.

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV.

Kim Kardashian

The tyranny of a multitude is a multiplied tyranny.

Edmund Burke

I feel like a lot of the female relationships I see on TV or in movies are in some way free of the kind of jealousy and anxiety and posturing that has been such a huge part of my female friendships, which I hope lessens a little bit with age.

Lena Dunham

A good deal happens in a man's life that he isn't responsible for. Fortunate openings occur; but it is safe to remember that such breaks are occurring all the time, and other things being equal, the advantage goes to the man who is ready.

Lawrence Downs

The most important word in the vocabulary of advertising is TEST. If you pretest your product with consumers, and pretest your advertising, you will do well in the marketplace.

David Ogilvy

Praise, like gold and diamonds, owes its value only to its scarcity.

Samuel Johnson

Those that rule must hear and be deaf, must see and be blind.

Proverb

In college, my big money memory was saving up to buy a car with my boyfriend, whom I lived with.

Christie Hefner

Nowhere has the political power of coal been more obvious than in presidential campaigns.

Jeff Goodell

Not just in foosball, in life as well.

Magic 8 Ball

Money makes your life easier. If you're lucky to have it, you're lucky.

Al Pacino

I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything.

Steven Wright