Quote by Joan Rivers

I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath.' For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds.

I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was

Summary

This quote humorously indicates the misconception and lack of proper sex education. Blaming the mother for the poor sex life suggests that she only provided limited and incorrect information about the physical aspect of sexual intercourse. The protagonist's literal interpretation leads to a comical scenario where the couple sleeps in separate bunk beds, further emphasizing the misunderstanding. The quote highlights the importance of comprehensive and accurate sex education to ensure healthy and satisfying relationships.

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By Joan Rivers

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