Quote by Spike Milligan

I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.

I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fr

Summary

This quote is a humorous way to express the idea that the speaker may have a youthful appearance or energy despite their age. Comparing their body to that of an eighteen-year-old suggests the speaker's desire to maintain a youthful image. However, the playful twist of saying they keep their body in the fridge adds wit to the statement, making it clear that it is intended as a joke rather than a literal statement.

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By Spike Milligan

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