Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

When I was born the doctor turned me upside down and said, my god twins

When I was born the doctor turned me upside down and said, m

Summary

This quote humorously suggests that the person who said it was born with such an exceptional or unique appearance that the doctor mistook them for two separate individuals. The remark implies that the person must have stood out in a noticeable way from the very moment they entered the world.

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By Rodney Dangerfield

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