Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

When I was born..the doctor came out to the waiting room and said to my father...I'm very sorry. We did everything we could...but he pulled through.

When I was born..the doctor came out to the waiting room and

Summary

This quote humorously plays on the common expectations and assumptions surrounding births and potentially life-threatening situations. It highlights the doctor's initial pessimistic announcement to the father, setting the stage for the twist that the baby actually survived. The quote uses irony to create a lighthearted effect, highlighting the unexpected outcome despite the initially negative news.

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By Rodney Dangerfield

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