My bottom is so big it's got its own gravitational field.

Happiness is a perfume you cannot pour on others without getting some on yourself.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

There are only two hard things in Computer Science: cache invalidation and naming things.

Phil Karlton

He is far too intelligent to become really cerebral.

Ursula K. LeGuin

I still have great faith in what is good and right in all of us.

Marvin Hamlisch

Yeah, I'm a thrill seeker, but crikey, education's the most important thing.

Steve Irwin

There are many things in your heart you can never tell to another person. They are you, your private joys and sorrows, and you can never tell them. You cheapen yourself, the inside of yourself, when you tell them.

Greta Garbo

Eroticism is like a dance: one always leads the other.

Milan Kundera

I try to be a hard boiled sometimes. My kids see right through it. I'm acting. It's always, 'When I say you'll be back at 11, that means 11, not 11.15. Do you hear me!?' Then, 'Yeah, Dad.'

Liam Neeson

Don't be fooled by the calendar. There are only as many days in the year as you make use of. One man gets only a week's value out of a year while another man gets a full year's value out of a week.

Charles Richards

Every man alone is sincere. At the entrance of a second person, hypocrisy begins.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

When I got my first television set, I stopped caring so much about having close relationships.

Andy Warhol

A reform is a correction of abuses; a revolution is a transfer of power.

Edward George BulwerLytton, (spe