Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

I bought a new book, '100 new ways to make love'. I ended up in traction it was a misprint

I bought a new book, '100 new ways to make love'. I ended up

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This quote humorously suggests that the person bought a book titled '100 new ways to make love' expecting it to be a guide for enhancing romantic relationships. However, it turns out to be a misprint as the content causes physical harm, resulting in them being in traction. The quote plays on the double meaning of "make love," highlighting the unexpected consequences and the humorous misunderstanding of the situation.

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By Rodney Dangerfield

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