Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

I bought a perfect second car ... a tow truck.

I bought a perfect second car ... a tow truck.

Summary

This quote implies that the person purchased a tow truck as their second car, suggesting a sense of practicality and preparedness. By describing it as "perfect," the individual likely found this decision to be highly beneficial and fitting for their needs. Owning a tow truck allows them to potentially provide roadside assistance or even pursue a tow truck business. This choice reflects a focused and purposeful approach to their transportation options, emphasizing the value they place on being able to help others or seize business opportunities.

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By Rodney Dangerfield

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