Quote by Ricki Lake

If I had been on 'Bowling for Dollars,' I'd wind up owing them money.

If I had been on 'Bowling for Dollars,' I'd wind up owing th

Summary

This quote humorously implies that the speaker would perform so poorly on the game show 'Bowling for Dollars' that instead of winning money, they would end up owing money. It suggests a lack of skill or luck in bowling and serves as a playful exaggeration emphasizing the speaker's incompetence in this particular activity.

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By Ricki Lake

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