Boy is my wife stupid. It takes her and hour and a half to watch 60 minutes. My daughters no bargain either. In public school she was voted most likely to conceive.

I will veto again and again until spending is brought under control.

Ronald Reagan

Enthusiasm is everything. It must be taut and vibrating like a guitar string.

Pele

It pays to be obvious, especially if you have a reputation for subtlety.

Isaac Asimov

My old man never liked me. He gave me my allowance in traveler's checks.

Rodney Dangerfield

One of the functions of an organization, of any organism, is to anticipate the future, so that those relationships can persist over time.

Kevin Kelly

This world, after all our science and sciences, is still a miracle wonderful, inscrutable, magical and more, to whosoever will think of it.

Thomas Carlyle

I love like a leaf in the wind. Please, hold your applause until the end of the performance (the last day of fall). ?

Jarod Kintz

Man is an intelligence in servitude to his organs.

Aldous Huxley

It's other people who make us wise, and I haven't known nearly enough.

Mary E. Pearson

If only for a half hour a day, a child should do something serviceable to the community

George Bernard Shaw

...the true disciple of philosophy is likely to be misunderstood by other men; they do not perceive that he is ever pursuing death and dying; and if this is true, why, having had the desire of death all his life long, should he repine at that which he has always been pursuing and desiring?

Socrates

It's a hard life if you don't weaken.

Stephen King