We are brought nothing into this world, and it is certain we can carry nothing out.

As a five-year-old in Berlin in 1965, I didn't know that funny women existed. It wasn't until I got back to England that I realised women could be funny.

Jenny Eclair

Employ your time in improving yourself by other men's writings so that you shall come easily by what others have labored hard for.

Socrates

I just think that sports movies have such a built-in visceral, rooting interest, an epic win or lose redemptive quality. When they get it right, it can make for a really rousing movie experience.

Shawn Levy

If I'm in a relationship, I'm 1,000% in it. I love doing things for them and surprising them. And that's just something I thoroughly enjoy and it gives me a lot of pleasure. I just haven't found that right girl yet.

Josh Henderson

The tendancy of liberals is to create bodies of men and women-of all classes-detached from tradition, alienated from religion, and susceptible to mass suggestion-mob rule. And a mob will be no less a mob if it is well fed, well clothed, well housed, and well disciplined.

George Eliot

Happiness is like a butterfly: the more you chase it, the more it will elude you, but if you turn your attention to other things, it will come and sit softly on your shoulder.

Henry David Thoreau

The thing about black history is that the truth is so much more complex than anything you could make up.

Henry Louis Gates

I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.

Joe E. Lewis

Jazz came to America three hundred years ago in chains.

Paul Whiteman

No good deed goes unpunished.

Oscar Wilde

I went down the street to the 24hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, Hey, the sign says you're open 24 hours. He said, Yes, but not in a row.

Steven Wright

Nurture your mind with great thoughts.

Benjamin Disraeli