Quote by Ambrose Bierce
Cabbage, n. A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head.

Summary
This quote from Ambrose Bierce's "The Devil's Dictionary" provides a satirical definition of the vegetable cabbage. In a humorous manner, Bierce suggests that a cabbage is both a common kitchen-garden vegetable and possesses the intellectual capacity equivalent to a human's head. The quote highlights the absurdity of defining an object based on its physical dimensions while mocking the vegetable with a playful tone.