Quote by Kirchenbaum

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick!

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick!

Summary

This quote is a play on words that utilizes humor. It suggests that a boomerang that does not function as intended is merely a ordinary stick. By using a pun and unexpected twist in the punchline, the quote aims to elicit amusement from the audience.

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