Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

I came from a real tough neighborhood. I bought a waterbed and found a guy at the bottom of it.

I came from a real tough neighborhood. I bought a waterbed a

Summary

This quote is a humorous comment made by an individual who is describing their previous residence in a difficult neighborhood. The speaker suggests that even after choosing a more comfortable and luxurious item like a waterbed, they encountered unexpected and unusual circumstances. The presence of a person at the bottom of the waterbed seems to symbolize the unpredictable and challenging experiences one encounters in rough environments, using irony and wit to depict the speaker's experiences.

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By Rodney Dangerfield

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