How can anybody hate nurses? Nobody hates nurses. The only time you hate a nurse is when they're giving you an enema.

It's not a very high failure rate if you choose people that you really like the sound of.

Bryan Ferry

Even in your hobbies, has there not always been some secret attraction which the others are curiously ignorant of--something, not to be identified with, but always on the verge of breaking through, the smell of cut wood in the workshop or the clap-clap of water against the boat's side? Are not all lifelong friendships born at the moment when at last you meet another human being who has some inkling (but faint and uncertain even in the best) of that something which you were born desiring, and which, beneath the flux of other desires and in all the momentary silences between the louder passions, night and day, year by year, from childhood to old age, you are looking for, watching for, listening for? You have never had it. All the things that have ever deeply possesed your soul have been but hints of it--tantalizing glimspes, promises never quite fulfilled, echoes that died away just as they caught your ear. But if it should really become manifest--if there ever came an echo that did not die away but swelled into the sound itself--you would know it. Beyond all possibility of doubt you would say 'Here at last is the thing I was made for.' We cannot tell each other about it. It is the secret signature of each soul, the incommunicable and unappeasable want, the things we desired before we met our wives or made our friends or chose our work, and which we shall still desire on our deathbeds, when the mind no longer knows wife or friend or work. While we are, this is. If we lose this, we lose all.

C.S. Lewis

I think a bishop who doesn't give offence to anyone is probably not a good bishop.

James Thomson

Satire lies about literary men while they live and eulogy lies about them when they die.

Voltaire

Could it be that all those reports coming from our own intelligence that Bush ignored was right all along? Could it be that the UN was right all along?

Peter Schuyler

A regime that wraps itself in the flag of truth fears truth most of all, for if its story is falsified to the slightest degree, its authority is gone

Orson Scott Card

To try to write love is to confront the muck of language: that region of hysteria where language is both too much and too little, excessive and impoverished.

Roland Barthes

Safety is from God alone.

Anon.

An ounce of mother is worth a pound of clergy.

Proverb

Each in his narrow cell for ever laid, the rude forefathers of the hamlet sleep.

Thomas Gray

They must change who would be constant in happiness and wisdom.

Confucius

I eat really healthy, and if I'm tired, I take a nap.

Casper Van Dien