Quote by Kurt Vonnegut

If you can do a half-assed job of anything, you're a one-eyed man in a kingdom of the blind.

If you can do a half-assed job of anything, you're a one-eye

Summary

This quote suggests that being mediocre or doing something with minimal effort is still better than doing nothing at all. It argues that even if you're not particularly skilled or dedicated, you will still be considered superior compared to those who do not make any effort. In a kingdom of blind people, the person with one working eye is considered to have an advantage over the rest, highlighting the importance of taking action and doing one's best, even if it falls short of excellence.

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By Kurt Vonnegut

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