You can say a lot of things about Alabama, but you can't say that Alabamans as a people are unduly afraid of deep fryers.

If the past cannot teach the present and the father cannot teach the son, then history need not have bothered to go on, and the world has wasted a great deal of time.

Russell Hoban

Legitimized love always despises its easygoing brother.

Guy de Maupassant

When you have wisdom that another person knows that he needs, you give it freely. But when the other person doesn't yet know that he needs your wisdom you keep it to yourself. Food only looks good to a hungry man.

Orson Scott Card

Politics is war without bloodshed, while war is politics with bloodshed.

Mao Zedong

Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy s--t we don't need.

Tyler Durden

In the Spirit of Humanity...LOVE And Kindness Can Help HEAL All Souls.

Timothy Pina

Whether you were talking about Pillsbury, Burger King, Godfather's, the National Restaurant Association, in each one of those situations, I had a daunting problem that I had to solve. And I used the same business principles to approach the problem and, more importantly, solve the problem in every one of the situations.

Herman Cain

It is wise to apply the oil of refined politeness to the mechanism of friendship.

Sidonie Gabrielle Colette

Great things are not done by impulse, but by a series of small things brought together.

Vincent Van Gogh

Cheerfulness, sir, is the principle ingredient in the composition of health.

Arthur Murphy

In these days when science is clearly in the saddle and when our knowledge of disease is advancing at a breathless pace, we are apt to forget that not all can ride and that he also serves who waits and who applies what the horseman discovers.

Harvey Cushing

The main business of religions is to purify, control, and restrain that excessive and exclusive taste for well-being which men acquire in times of equality.

Alexis de Tocqueville