I can say without affectation that I belong to the Russian convict world no less than I do to Russian literature. I got my education there, and it will last forever.

Save a little bit of money each month, and at the end of the year you'll be surprised at how little you still have.

Anonymous

My wife has cut me down to once a month, I'm lucky I know two guys she cut off completely

Rodney Dangerfield

I think the whole system of education would change if I were in charge and had the ability to make changes. I don't think I would keep Princeton exactly being Princeton.

Wallace Shawn

I try to write about how we live today, how we use language, technology, our bodies.

Dana Spiotta

It is wonderful to think how men of very large estates not only spend their yearly income, but are often actually in want of money. It is clear, they have not value for what they spend.

Samuel Johnson

The man who stands by and says nothing, when the peril of his government is discussed, can not be misunderstood. If not hindered, he is sure to help the enemy.

Abraham Lincoln

I'm trying to get the record that I made at my birthday party last year, trying to get that out, and the lawyers are diddling around with it and it probably won't be out until next year. I don't know.

Marian McPartland

A simpler form of the same objection consists in saying that death ought not to be final, that there ought to be a second chance. I believe that if a million chances were likely to do good, they would be given.

C.S. Lewis

Screw pretty. I'd rather be strong. Pretty fades over time. Strength gets you through the bad shit.

Thea Harrison

Excessive sorrow laughs. Excessive joy weeps.

William Blake

When a man is in love how can he use old words? Should a woman desiring her lover lie down with grammarians and linguists? I said nothing to the woman I loved but gathered love's adjectives into a suitcase and fled from all languages.

Nizar Qabbani

I don't really care how I am remembered as long as I bring happiness and joy to people.

Eddie Albert