They can shout down the head of the physics department at Cal Tech.

After working with clothes for so long, it seemed right to design them.

L'Wren Scott

And I watch 'Saturday Night Live' religiously, I have since I was a little boy. I watch it basically like one of my favorite sports teams.

Ty Burrell

I think Ralph Nader is the biggest liar in American politics when he said it didn't matter who was president.

James Carville

Here is the test to find whether your mission on Earth is finished: if you're alive, it isn't.

Richard Bach

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.

W. C. Fields

As a culture I see us as presently deprived of subtleties. The music is loud, the anger is elevated, sex seems lacking in sweetness and privacy.

Shelley Berman

Of course (said Oryx), having a money value was no substitute for love. Every child should have love, every person should have it. . . . but love was undependable, it came and then it went, so it was good to have a money value, because then at least those who wanted to make a profit from you would make sure you were fed enough and not damaged too much. Also there were many who had neither love nor a money value, and having one of these things was better than having nothing.

Margaret Atwood

For a man to attain to an eminent degree in learning costs him time, watching, hunger, nakedness, dizziness in the head, weakness in the stomach, and other inconveniences.

Miguel de Cervantes

Were prayers of murderers, when fighting on the right side of the war, ever heard let alone answered?

Kristina McMorris

Love is feeling cold in the back of vans Love is a fanclub with only two fans

Adrian Henri

Moral science is better occupied when treating of friendship than of justice.

Thomas Aquinas

As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it, or leave it.

Buddy Hackett