Quote by Conan O'Brien

The Canadian government continues to say they will not help us if we go to war with Iraq. However, the prime minister of Canada said he'd like to help, but he's pretty sure that last time he checked, Canada had no army.

The Canadian government continues to say they will not help

Summary

This quote sarcastically points out that while the Canadian government claims it will not support a war with Iraq, the statement is somewhat contradictory. The speaker highlights the prime minister's comment emphasizing that Canada allegedly has no military. The quote calls attention to a perceived inconsistency in the government's stance, suggesting that if Canada indeed has no army, then they cannot actually provide assistance in a war.

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By Conan O'Brien

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