You can't teach somebody how to be funny. You're either funny, or you ain't.

I think people are confused about what the Tea Party is. I mean, they were a broad cross-section of Americans who came together concerned about our debt and our spending. And they're interested in constitutional, limited government. And so they're not one group of people. They're thousands of small groups all over the country.

Jim DeMint

The triumph of hope over experience

Samuel Johnson

That which we persist in doing becomes easier to do, not that the nature of the thing has changed but that our power to do has increased.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

Rather be true friend to one and known by none, than known by many but have no true friends in any

Jaga

Never give advice in a crowd.

Arabic Proverb

Mistakes are your school of learning therefore forgiveness is your greatest teacher in this school of learning.

Stephen Richards

Life is a narrow vale between the cold and barren peaks of two eternities. We strive in vain to look beyond the heights. We cry aloud

Robert G. Ingersoll, from a eulo

To improve is to change; to be perfect is to change often.

Winston Churchill

The conversion of agnostic High Tories to the Anglican church is always rather suspect. It seems too pat and predictable, too clearly a matter of politics rather than faith.

Terry Eagleton

I once asked a hermit in Italy how he could venture to live alone, in a single cottage, on the top of a mountain, a mile from any habitation? He replied, that Providence was his next-door neighbor.

Laurence Sterne

Include me out.

Samuel Goldwyn

Books are those faithful mirrors that reflect to our mind the minds of sages and heroes.

Edward Gibbon