Quote by Demetri Martin

If you can't tell a spoon from a ladle, then you're fat!

If you can't tell a spoon from a ladle, then you're fat!

Summary

This quote makes an exaggerated and humorous comment on a person's inability to differentiate between common kitchen utensils, particularly a spoon and a ladle. By playfully associating this confusion with being overweight, it suggests that being not being able to identify such basic items demonstrates a lack of awareness or knowledge. This quote primarily aims to bring attention to the importance of paying attention to details and implies that being attentive to one's surroundings is essential.

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By Demetri Martin

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