Quote by Terry Pratchett

The Captain of the Watch says if you're still in the City by sunrise he will personally have you buried alive.

The Captain of the Watch says if you're still in the City by

Summary

This quote serves as a warning, emphasizing the severity of the consequences one will face if they remain in the city past a certain time. It portrays the Captain of the Watch as a strict and unforgiving authority figure, threatening to punish those who do not comply with a cruel fate - being buried alive. The quote aims to instill fear and urgency in order to prompt immediate action from the listener, urging them to leave the city before the impending deadline.

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By Terry Pratchett

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