Quote by Eddie Izzard

Cats have a scam going - you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away that's the deal.

Cats have a scam going - you buy the food, they eat the food

Summary

This quote humorously captures the dynamic between humans and cats. It suggests that cats have a clever arrangement where they don't have to work for their food. Instead, humans buy the food, provide it to the cats, and then the cats simply eat it and leave. The quote pokes fun at the seemingly one-sided nature of the relationship, highlighting cats' ability to effortlessly receive their sustenance without any real responsibility or effort on their part.

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Food

By Eddie Izzard

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