Cats are smarter than dogs. You can not get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.

The lunatic fringe wags the underdog.

H. L. Mencken

Maybe being married is talking to oneself with one's other self listening.

Ruth Rendell

A filmmaker has almost the same freedom as a novelist has when he buys himself some paper.

Stanley Kubrick

It's not my job to motivate players. They bring extraordinary motivation to our program. It's my job not to de-motivate them.

Lou Holtz

We live by our imagination, our admiration s, and our sentiments.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

Pornography is rather like trying to find out about a Beethoven symphony by having somebody tell you about it and perhaps hum a few bars.

Robertson Davies

Are you disappointed, discouraged and discontented with your present level of success? Are you secretly dissatisfied with your present status? Do you want to become a better and more beautiful person than you are today? Would you like to be able to really learn how to be proud of yourself and still not lose genuine humility? Then start dreaming! It?s possible! You can become the person you have always wanted to be!

Robert H. Schuller

You can never forget the past unless you face up to it.

Fan Wu

There are different kinds of humor, some is sarcastic, some introspective. Introspective fit my personality better.

Rita Rudner

The obvious and fair solution to the housework problem is to let men do the housework for, say, the next six thousand years, to even things up. The trouble is that men, over the years, have developed an inflated notion of the importance of everything they do, so that before long they would turn housework into just as much of a charade as business is now. They would hire secretaries and buy computers and fly off to housework conferences in Bermuda, but they'd never clean anything.

Dave Barry

The drama of the essay is the way the public life intersects with my personal and private life. It's in that intersection that I find the energy of the essay.

Richard Rodriguez

The Lord doesn't always choose men for what they are, but for what they can become.

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