Quote by Kathy Griffin

Cause you know my joke is that I love her (Oprah Winfrey) but she thinks she's Jesus? And when she gets a paper cut she's like Oh, stigmata?. No, Oprah. Get off the cross and do your show!

Cause you know my joke is that I love her (Oprah Winfrey) bu

Summary

This quote shows a humorous remark aimed at Oprah Winfrey, suggesting that she has a grandiose self-perception, comparing herself to Jesus. The joke pokes fun at her reaction to small, ordinary situations, like getting a paper cut, by suggesting that she exaggerates and associates it with stigmata, the wounds inflicted on Jesus during his crucifixion. The quote playfully implies that she should stop over-dramatizing and instead focus on her show, reminding her to prioritize her professional accomplishments rather than getting caught up in a messiah-like persona.

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By Kathy Griffin

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