Cheerfulness, sir, is the principle ingredient in the composition of health.

Estate agents. You can't live with them, you can't live with them. The first sign of these nasty purulent sores appeared round about 1894. With their jangling keys, nasty suits, revolting beards, moustaches and tinted spectacles, estate agents roam the land causing perturbation and despair. If you try and kill them, you're put in prison: if you try and talk to them, you vomit. There's only one thing worse than an estate agent but at least that can be safely lanced, drained and surgically dressed. Estate agents. Love them or loathe them, you'd be mad not to loathe them.

Stephen Fry

Speak comfortable words!

William Shakespeare

Lincoln's stature and strength, his intelligence and ambition - in short, all the elements which gave him popularity among men in New Salem, rendered him equally attractive to the fair sex of that village.

John George Nicolay

The greatest achievements of the human mind are generally received with distrust.

Arthur Schopenhauer

The good man is the man who, no matter how morally unworthy he has been, is moving to become better.

John Dewey

LADY BRACKNELLTo speak frankly, I am not in favour of long engagements. They give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before marriage, which I think is never advisable.

Oscar Wilde

I feel like you don't know if someone's equipped for a romantic relationship until they're out of their twenties.

Lena Dunham

Everything I am I owe to my faith and secondly to parents who were old school.

J. C. Watts

Harsh counsels have no effect; they are like hammers which are always repulsed by the anvil.

Claude A. Helvetius

I fear those big words which make us so unhappy.

James Joyce

When handling a customers complaint, remember: If you can't fix it, don't drop it.

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There is something servile in the habit of seeking after a law which we may obey. We may study the laws of matter at and for our convenience, but a successful life knows no law. It is an unfortunate discovery certainly, that of a law which binds us where we did not know before that we were bound. Live free, child of the mist--and with respect to knowledge we are all children of the mist. The man who takes the liberty to live is superior to all the laws, by virtue of his relation to the lawmaker. That is active duty, says the Vishnu Purana, which is not for our bondage; that is knowledge which is for our liberation: all other duty is good only unto weariness; all other knowledge is only the cleverness of an artist.http://www.gutenberg.org/dirs/etext97/wlkng10.txt

Henry David Thoreau, Walking