Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

For Christmas one year I bought my son a BB gun. He bought me a tshirt with a bulls eye on the back.

For Christmas one year I bought my son a BB gun. He bought m

Summary

This quote humorously captures the irony in the gift exchange between the speaker and their son. The speaker bought their son a BB gun, symbolizing fun and adventurous activities, while the son playfully reciprocated with a t-shirt featuring a target on the back. This juxtaposition of gifts reflects a lighthearted and comical family dynamic, highlighting the playful banter and sense of humor shared between the parent and child.

Topics

Humor Funny

By Rodney Dangerfield

Liked the quote? Share it with your friends.

Random Quotations

There is a time and place for everything, you just have to w

There is a time and place for everything, you just have to wait for the right moment. Once it comes it will be the most beautiful and perfect thing possible!

Life Inspirational Quotes Timeless Gloria Tesch

Life's enchanted cup sparkles near the brim.

Life's enchanted cup sparkles near the brim.

Lord (George Gordon) Byron

Life

My parents were both from Scotland, but had been resident in

My parents were both from Scotland, but had been resident in Lower Canada some time before their marriage, which took place in Montreal and in that city I spent most of my life.

Sow good services: sweet remembrances will grow from them.

Sow good services: sweet remembrances will grow from them.

Germaine De Stael

Service

Either we are adrift in chaos or we are individuals, created

Either we are adrift in chaos or we are individuals, created, loved, upheld and placed purposefully, exactly where we are. Can you believe that? Can you trust God for that?

Elisabeth Elliot

God Love Trust Inspirational Purpose Chaos Jesus Christian

His claim to his home is deep, but there are too many ghosts

His claim to his home is deep, but there are too many ghosts. He must absorb without being absorbed.

Home

This new program that I looked at, I wish I had seen it in 3

This new program that I looked at, I wish I had seen it in 3D, and you sit there and you watch this science fiction thing unfold in front of you.

Some men go through a forest and see no firewood.

Some men go through a forest and see no firewood.

English Proverb

Opportunity

Today wouldn't have happened if histories weren't falsified.

Today wouldn't have happened if histories weren't falsified.

Life Truth People Knowledge Engineered Falsified Histories

In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pa

In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along.

Family

The children now love luxury; they have bad manners, contemp

The children now love luxury; they have bad manners, contempt for authority; they show disrespect for elders and love chatter in place of exercise. Children are now tyrants, not the servants of their households. They no longer rise when elders enter the room. They contradict their parents, chatter before company, gobble up dainties at the table, cross their legs, and tyrannize their teachers.

If you say that getting the money is the most important thin

If you say that getting the money is the most important thing, you'll spend your life completely wasting your time. You'll be doing things you don't like doing in order to go on living, that is to go on doing thing you don't like doing, which is stupid.

Life Time Money Work Dream Career Wasting