Quote by Shelley Winters

I was so cold the other day, I almost got married.


I was so cold the other day, I almost got married.

Summary

This quote is a humorous play on words. It suggests that the speaker felt extremely cold to the point of considering getting married just to get warm. The humor derives from the unexpected connection between feeling cold and contemplating marriage.

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Marriage
By Shelley Winters
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