Comedy, like sodomy, is an unnatural act.

Good habits are as easy to form as bad ones.

Tim Mccarver

God has two dwellings one in heaven, and the other in a meek and thankful heart.

Izaak Walton

What I like about experience is that it is such an honest thing. You may take any number of wrong turnings; but keep your eyes open and you will not be allowed to go very far before the warning signs appear. You may have deceived yourself, but experience is not trying to deceive you. The universe rings true wherever you fairly test it.

C.S. Lewis

Envy eats nothing, but its own heart.

Proverb

Between two evils, choose neither; between two goods, choose both.

Tryon Edwards

I think through education, belief in God, and good engineering, our children become a lot better at what they're doing than we did, and that starts with the very first sign of life on the face of this earth.

Evel Knievel

Travel teaches toleration.

Benjamin Disraeli

The word 'beauty' is as easy to use as the word 'degenerate.' Both come in handy when one does or does not agree with you.

Charles Ives

The world is starving for original and decisive leadership.

Bryant McGill

Study the situation thoroughly, go over in your imagination the various courses of action possible to you and the consequences which can and may follow from each course. Pick out the course which gives the most promise and go ahead.

Maxwell Maltz

Monarchies, aristocracies, and religions are all based upon that large defect in your race -- the individual's distrust of his neighbor, and his desire, for safety's or comfort's sake, to stand well in his neighbor's eye. These institutions will always remain, and always flourish, and always oppress you, affront you, and degrade you, because you will always be and remain slaves of minorities. There was never a country where the majority of the people were in their secret hearts loyal to any of these institutions.

Mark Twain

I am a slave to your love. Well, more like indentured servant.

Jarod Kintz